Very like Google, in that regard.

please tell me this is photoshopped

Don’t disrespect people with a cuckolding kink by comparing them to vibe coders

try:
    your_entire_program()
except:
    import pdb
    pdb.pm()

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just once i would like to scroll lemmy for more than 15 minutes without being smashed over the head with an example of why i left

ipv6 is strictly superior and i will die on this hill

i’m choosing to believe the man on the right is mean to be jeff bezos

This tastes oddly salty. Did –

– no, I shan’t ask

I can’t do much except hope your government gets better. Best of luck fighting off all those “”“protecting the children”“” laws, but if you can’t (and let’s face it, who can control their government?), I’ll have a big stack of VPNs and torrent sites waiting for you if you need them.

(In victory I am merciful. Remember this, dear Briton, the next time you feel inclined to point and laugh at America for having a fascist government.)

That URL should be glad I didn’t send it to OneTab

Well sure, Republicans are currently actively trying to strip away trans rights, build a military with the authorization to operate within our borders, black bag people in the streets without charging them with a crime because they don’t like what they have to say, and deploying the goddamn Armed Forces against their own citizens when they have the audacity to peacefully protest about it, and Democrats are voting party line against every single one of those, but they aren’t saying no louder than that, so they’re the same.

No one is better at mental gymnastics than leftists, I swear to god.

eh, switch them

can ml be normal for two goddamn seconds

No, seriously, what is it?

If it’s supposed to be his dick, huh? Who gets hard when they get angry?

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“No offense, honey, but do you think perhaps if I went back to that witch and asked real nice she could turn you back, but this time because you were good not because you were evil”

can i please scroll my lemmy feed for 20 whole minutes without being aggressively reminded of why i stopped using lemmy

“Democrats and republicans are same!!!1!!”

yawn

Fucking thank you.