I was walking my dog down the beach and I looked back and when times were really tough there was only one set of foot prints so I asked my dog “why did you abandon me when times were hard?” and my dog said “look again and you will see that in the darkest times I was carrying you”
in this story, why does the dog never say “we walked in single file and stepped in each other’s footsteps, to hide our numbers”?
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Why are boomers so stupid?
Tetraethyl lead
Can’t wait to see what final evolution of vegetable I reach after a lifetime of exposure to microplastics and PFAs
Boomers may be dumb but this kinda shit is just bots all the way down. I imagine if you looked at the rest of the comments they all read suspiciously similar to the top one.
I had two favorite subreddit communities when I left that shitty site. one was sopranos because it was insane with all the quotes masquerading as responses, like a bunch of jaunty pigeons mimicking conversations from a finite set of phrases.
the second was oldpeoplefacebook because of shit like this. my parents are boomers on social media and it helps to see I’m not alone in bearing witness to the phenomenon.
This means prawn Jesus is on his way to Tampa to save the day
We praise you Prawnsus! Save us!
Christ(opher) said he’d return in three years.
smdh gotta train my lazy dogs to carry me
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Generating this image personally lowered Milton’s pressure by 1 millibar.
Boomers may be dumb but this kinda shit is just bots all the way down. I imagine if you looked at the comments they all read suspiciously similar to the top comment.
