Here in the free land of America, we actively promote people taking a big, smelly shit on our country, our rights, and our citizens.

I was setting that up as a “nobody promotes negative stories about their country” sort of argument-by-comparison, but we also just had our government practically offer their assholes to Count Bibula, right after he insulted our nation and people while asking for money and demanding we do his laundry, so I guess we really are free.