- Of course they’re expensive think of how much labor it takes to put them in the damn shells! 
- Because they’re so addictive, they need to be controlled through price. - I could eat a few bags of them and still want more - Same, though I developed an allergy to pistachios/sesame a while back that has saved me a good bit of money by now 
 
- Like so many things, they only seem expensive until you try to make your own. 
- I feel the same way about cashews 😡 - Ollie’s right now has a whole shelf filled with big bags of white-chocolate-covered cashews for $5 and it’s taking all my willpower not to go clean the store out. - Just do it! 😂 
 
 
- What the shell 
- Economic warfare against Iran 
- Me every time I go through the Aldi checkout. - Lil snack 
 
- I know bro, I know 
- Where the fuck my red pistachio go? - The red pistachios were from Iran and have been under sanctions and embargoes most of the time since 1979. 
 
- I always assumed it was because they had the most pain-in-the-ass shells… - The Brazil Nut would like a word. - And almonds 
 
 
- They’re decently cheap from Trader Joe’s 









