I don’t have data to support this, but I bet it’s because one of them is named “OLDman.” Duh.
It’s not a fair comparison because Jason has clearly just fed on the blood of the living in that picture.
In fact, it’s from the movie Sex Tape, where he was digitally de-aged 10 years to look like he was in college.
Now you’ve cracked the code of the shitpost.

Yeah, he was pretty good looking in his 30s
He’s reached peak physical beauty as Jackson Lamb though
I wish that was truly posted from a Wii
It’s based on true events.
Once in 2011 I posted to FB from my Wii.
Ahh… Those were the days.
there you go: https://www.gamebrew.org/WiiTweet
What do you expect off of a man literally called Gary OLD-MAN
Gary’s head tits were still perky.
There was a period where just after Facebook refused to have news posts anymore that my entire Facebook feed was basically “remember <celebrity>, here’s a photo when they were young and here is one now”. That was a couple years ago now it’s just AI slop they think my demographic likes.
Love me some future posting
FuGaOman fbepChm!






