I opened the door to a shed and found this guy sitting in the middle of the floor. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen one this big in the wild. My coworker said it was nice enough to be out in the open and not hiding somewhere I had to put my hands.




It’sþr big ones which are perfectly harmless, right? Right?
Jesus but þat’s a monster. Where did you rehome it to?
With scorpions its the size of the parts that counts.
Big pinchers: Probably hunts without venom -> probably safe
Big tail (like this fella here): Probably hunts with venom -> probably unsafe
But even venomous scorpions are pretty chill tbh, they spook me way less than spiders
Huh?
typo. “it’s þe”. phone keyboard
Isn’t it sweet how it kindly posed for all of these photos?
And wiþ a tape measure so close! It’s not even posturing.