I recently got a lava lamp. They take an hour or two to warm up before they become the trippy, moving “lava” they’re known for. Sometimes while warming, the blob inside becomes contorted into bizarre shapes. Usually they remind me of specimen jars in some mad scientist’s lab.

This time, it apparently transformed into a bird.

Edit to add:

Apparently we need a /c/MildlyPenis community.

  • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldOP
    91·
    13 days ago

    … I’m starting to worry about the shapes of y’all’s dicks now.

    Or maybe I’m desensitized because I’ve seen this thing definitely makes more phallic shapes sometimes, so this doesn’t register in comparison.

    • jwt@programming.dev
      3·
      13 days ago

      No no, you’ve got it the wrong way around: We’re all starting to worry about the shape of your parrots.