But “Oreos never gave me explosive diarrhea!” one person said, according to Mayne.

  • fox [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    8 days ago

    Did you know 100% of an egg is absorbed by the body? My new ovivore diet returns huge savings on toilet paper. You can replace your toilet with an egg fridge. Eggs are nutritionally dense and low in calories. You can boil, hard boil, medium boil, poach, steam, steam fry, water scramble, bake, any old way.

    If you use oil or seasonings you’re fucked though. Your new flavor profile is different kinds of eggs. Chicken, duck, goose, ostrich, Pekin duck, calling duck, quail, Muscovy duck, pheasant, turkey, grouse, peacock, Cayuga duck

    Ovivore: never shit again