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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Just don't give it to Mariah Carey for christmas

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Just don't give it to Mariah Carey for christmas

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    How is that a car park? There’s no trees! That’s a car field at best.

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      You don’t know what you’ve got 'til it’s gone.

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      Are Ents auto-mobile trees?

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