Me: falls into the Xennial category

Just the morale pick up I needed.
I found one of you solo

I found a time lapse:

In real-time this would take a whole month.
With my dying breath:


You’re ah… uh… only as old as you feel?

Might prove problematic…

Me, a fellow Xennial ( or my favorite, the Oregon Trail Generation):

It’s hard to believe the 90s were just over 10 years ago.
Holy shit. Seinfeld has now been finished for as long as it was in production.
I’m 40, people think I’m a lot younger, my secret? Be single, childless and always have a relaxed neutral look on your face, regardless of what people say.
Relaxed, neutral, unbothered

In my own lane, face down ass up.
This position = the only time the back pain is tolerable
Hmm. Got the first 2 down, but that last one…

Bit fixed.
I find lots of weed helps with that one.
I celebrated my 42nd last week. Have a good one! 🍻
I vote we commit suicide at 60, as is customary for their race when they reach a certain age.
Uh, nothing bad happens to you when you turn 35, right? Right?! 😧








