schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWhat is the sartorial function of that flap your zipper keeps getting caught in?message-squaremessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up129arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the sartorial function of that flap your zipper keeps getting caught in?schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square40linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareschipelblorp@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI mean, I honestly didn’t consider the flap was protecting me from catching the zipper on the clothing underneath. But, that said, the flap is MUCH closer to the zipper than my shirt. So, it’s like: With Flap: Chance of zIpper catching on shirt: 0% Chance of zipper catching on flap: 30% Without flap: Chance of zIpper catching on shirt: 5% Chance of zipper catching on flap: 0% Some experimentation may need to be conducted.
minus-squareAwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoChance of zipper catching on your dick: Way too fucking high to risk it. (Unless you’re female)
minus-squareHubertManne@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoor. you know. you could wear undies.
I mean, I honestly didn’t consider the flap was protecting me from catching the zipper on the clothing underneath.
But, that said, the flap is MUCH closer to the zipper than my shirt. So, it’s like:
With Flap:
Chance of zIpper catching on shirt: 0%
Chance of zipper catching on flap: 30%
Without flap:
Chance of zIpper catching on shirt: 5% Chance of zipper catching on flap: 0%
Some experimentation may need to be conducted.
Chance of zipper catching on your dick: Way too fucking high to risk it. (Unless you’re female)
or. you know. you could wear undies.