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m3t00🌎@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

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m3t00🌎@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
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    I had a friend that during the cold winter mornings would wake up and piss on his windshield to clear/melt the frost. He of course kept the vents closed so he couldn’t smell it on the drive. It really was disgusting, but made me wonder if he might’ve had a clever time saving idea.

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      It’s a clever time saving idea in the same way that burning your house down is a heating bill reduction life hack.

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      The vents aren’t a perfect seal. Piss is getting into the vents no matter what. That’s just filthy on many levels

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      How did he do it? Like, I could hit the windscreen from the ground but I doubt I could clear it… Would probably have to stand on the bonnet to get it clear with a morning wizz. I don’t wanna stand on my bonnet. Maybe if I pissed out the window… 🤔

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        You guys should maybe Google “homemade de-icer” before you start pissing on windows.

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        Standing on the bumper might be enough, especially if it’s the first piss of the day.

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        A small container would probably work best

        • silasmariner@programming.dev
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          But also: eww

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      How hot was his pee? Pretty sure it’d just freeze before it melted even a minor amount of ice

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        I mean, it’s 98.6F on average. If it’s freezing that quickly then you’re looking at some extreme temperatures.

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      Learn this one trick that doctors hate!

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