• pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafeOP
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    10 months ago

    🤔 Do you have any family or friends abroad or by the Canadian border? Can you get to the Canadian border in late October? There’s a bus that’ll take you over the Ambassador Bridge in Detroit, and all you need is a passport book or card and a good excuse. Just tell them you’re going to gamble at the casinos there.

    There’s a thousand mile expanse of woods and bullshit across the northern states where you could just walk through the forests into Canada.

    Or you could drive into Mexico if you know anybody there, such as that is.

    Cruise to the Bahamas, perhaps…?

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      10 months ago

      There’s a thousand mile expanse of woods and bullshit across the northern states where you could just walk through the forests into Canada.

      I’ve always wanted to get eaten by a moose.

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        10 months ago

        I mean, if it’s a choice between getting eaten by Canada’s moose army and being thrown in a literal concentration camp, I think it’s an easy pick