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minus-squarerotopenguin@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·2 年前Some women have four legs. It’s a temporary condition, but I gander that it’s common enough to offset the amputees.
minus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·2 年前What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?
minus-squareBrickhead92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 年前Depends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.
minus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 年前I’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.
minus-squarerotopenguin@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 年前I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too
Some women have four legs. It’s a temporary condition, but I gander that it’s common enough to offset the amputees.
What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?
Depends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.
I’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.
Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same
Calm down, Red Foreman.
Looks like your ass is next in line.
Red Foreman’s, obviously.
Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?
I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too