ThisIsJohnny@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2年前Facts don't care about your feelingslemmy.worldimagemessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up1308arrow-down123
arrow-up1285arrow-down1imageFacts don't care about your feelingslemmy.worldThisIsJohnny@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2年前message-square91fedilink
minus-squareratz30 @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2年前Are you telling me that Axe bodyspray isn’t actually an uncontrollable aphrodisiac to all women within 50 meters?
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2年前Weirdly the right amount of axe is probably attractive to most women within 50 meters, you just need to be about 1 meter away at the time.
minus-squaremaiskanzler@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2年前Nah. Just keep it to a minimum. Or better yet, use something more mature/standard and don’t smell like a teenager mid-puberty all day.
Are you telling me that Axe bodyspray isn’t actually an uncontrollable aphrodisiac to all women within 50 meters?
Weirdly the right amount of axe is probably attractive to most women within 50 meters, you just need to be about 1 meter away at the time.
Nah. Just keep it to a minimum. Or better yet, use something more mature/standard and don’t smell like a teenager mid-puberty all day.
Just use aqua de gio or Jimmy choo