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balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    “How can we get your children indoctrinated into a 8a-5p work week if we have them go in later? We can’t have that!”

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      That’s half the problem though isn’t it. The parents have to work the 9 to 5 so that’s when the kids need to be out of the house as well.

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        Why? Can’t the kids leave after the parents?

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          For healthy and capable children, sure.

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          But we keep our guns there! Well, our big heavy guns. But still cannon or not that is dangerous!

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        Thing is, it’s usually earlier, around 7:30am when I was in school, earlier if you wanted the breakfast they had.

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        Those kids typically aren’t out of the house during those hours in summer.

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          It’s very much a problem for parents.

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            They should have thought of that before becoming parents, then. It’s not the kid’s fault the parents can’t think ahead or take responsibility for their stupid actions. School shouldn’t be a babysitter for John and Jane Doe.

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              Schools act also as daycare, not their primary function but that’s the norm all over the world not sure why you think they shouldn’t or why this implies a lack of responsibility

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              Lol

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      True. School is useless.

      /s

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      Too bad, cause I don’t want to do 9-5s.

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