• Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works
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      2 hours ago

      Are you tired of having to appear by zoom before a judge in the Hague every time you assassinate a suspected spy?

      There’s gotta be a better way!

      Seriously though wtf is this bullshit? Did you see the fucking weird ass shit they’re trying to pin on this guy?

      Who the fuck “hog ties themselves?”

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        3 hours ago

        The insane part is, as stated in the article, even the family’s attorney is saying “how could you let someone get out of their cell, and tie three separate noses to hang themselves?”

        What in the fuck, how is his not automatically determined to be foul play? NOT EVEN BY THE ATTONREY SUING THE DHS