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minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 天前I think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster. I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
minus-squareandros_rex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 天前Iirc, this is kinda how mitochondria might have become a thing. A living thing eating another living thing, and it become an organ
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 天前The stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 天前Yes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters
I think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster.
I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
Iirc, this is kinda how mitochondria might have become a thing. A living thing eating another living thing, and it become an organ
It is!
The stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.
Gotta boof ‘em
Yes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters
So now you tell me!
This is very disappointing