Let it fall. People will then finally understand that this solution is not good. Decentraltion is the original design of the Internet.
…would these beans actually do much of anything to hold up this legobrick building?
Edit: I’m not fixing it
I’m also wondering what’s the story behind this pic. I don’t think I’d want to park my car there or be standing there, hard hat or not.
And it seems like that structure would be damaged beyond the point where you could right it again by pulling it back up.
beans

The goal is to slow the fall down so people can demolish it safely.
I wonder if it’s because these services are trying to integrate AI.
It’s a good thing those guys are wearing hard hats.
Luckily DNS is somewhat decentralized.
Yeah, I don’t get the point of including a protocol together with 3 big corpos. Use a recursive resolver (with caching) instead of a forwarding one, and it’s fully decentralised at the TLD level. If the root nameservers or .com’s stop responding, either your uplink is down or the internet as we know it has ended
It’s still always DNS for some reason
for some reason
You mean things tend to fail at the highly redundant eventually consistent format-agnostic global distributed database and not on the stateless data transformers?
Who could have guessed?
“It can’t be DNS!”
“… It was DNS.”
It’s a haiku:
It’s not DNS
There’s no WAY it’s DNS
…it was DNS.
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Me waiting for the remaining 60% of vulnerable records to enable DNSSEC
Thank fuck nobody uses Google

Freaking 8.8.8.8
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Quad9 for life
That’s a shitty analogy, at least for yesterday’s outage. The sites behind cloudflare were working, they were just inaccessible because of cloudflare’s fuck up.
inaccessible because of cloudflare’s fuck up
is that not what the meme is describing?
Oh God, the Internet fails in big chunks instead piece by piece on random days, the fucking horror.
Despite them being bastards, the Internet is more stable than ever because of them.
Do you even know how to calculate error budgets?










