MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoAnon is looking for a girlfriendlemmy.todayimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1660arrow-down18
arrow-up1652arrow-down1imageAnon is looking for a girlfriendlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up48·3 days ago“Move to Italy” seems like a pretty good opening gambit.
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 days agoOr open a really good Italian restaurant or deli, move to New Jersey, New York or Chicago, join the mafia, become Roman Catholic, make a big deal out of celebrating Columbus Day every year, the options are endless.
minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoI can guarantee OP cannot handle a NJ Italian American Divorcée
minus-squareNo1@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 days agoOr the crazy ex-husband who hangs around with a bunch of guys who are definitely not in the mob. If you know what’s good for you.
“Move to Italy” seems like a pretty good opening gambit.
Or open a really good Italian restaurant or deli, move to New Jersey, New York or Chicago, join the mafia, become Roman Catholic, make a big deal out of celebrating Columbus Day every year, the options are endless.
I can guarantee OP cannot handle a NJ Italian American Divorcée
Or the crazy ex-husband who hangs around with a bunch of guys who are definitely not in the mob.
If you know what’s good for you.