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𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 13 hours ago

eyeballs 👀

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eyeballs 👀

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𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 13 hours ago
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  • essell@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    I mean, they’re not really for looking at?

    Way better things possible.

  • snooggums@piefed.world
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    9 hours ago

    Does making things disappear count as a magic trick?

    • bacon_saber@fedia.io
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      8 hours ago

      No, but pulling out a rabbit might qualify

      • snooggums@piefed.world
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        https://thetoy.org/best-rabbit-vibrator/

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I have a Nova. It’s okay. I much prefer a different internal thing like a bad dragon dildo combined with a clit sucker instead.

  • sleep_deprived@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 hours ago

    Doin magic tricks with her pussy, call her a vagician

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 hours ago

      Lil Wayne?

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      I legitimately knew a guy who was a magician who pulled a card out of a girl’s pussy. I wouldn’t have believed it if she hadn’t confirmed it.

  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    Clenching might as well be magic.

    Sometimes it cries. That’s nothing to queef at.

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    Fill it with glitter

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