Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours agoCaptain Americalemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1465arrow-down116
arrow-up1449arrow-down1imageCaptain Americalemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down4·22 hours agoAverage American: … Captain! … the house is on fire and it’s full of starving children! Captain Baloney: … meh … yeah, I’m waiting for my cheeseburger … might get around to it later
minus-squareInfernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoYeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 hours ago“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights!”
Average American: … Captain! … the house is on fire and it’s full of starving children!
Captain Baloney: … meh … yeah, I’m waiting for my cheeseburger … might get around to it later
Yeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel
“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights!”