[orange, looking weary, while pink looks on] Mate… Why would you say you’re hetero, the person you’re dating used to be a dude, that makes you gay
[green, holding hands with pinkblue] The person you’re dating used to be a kid, so… you’re a pedophile?
[orange looks pissed]
[green shrugs smugly]
Conservisplanation
It is a God given fact that:
Penis = man
Vagina = woman
*Intersex = not part of the data
∴ more penis = more man
Meaning some men are more woman than trans women, so it’s epistemologically easier to ban the heretical practice of making a conservative think.
Holy shit. If the slippery slope goes further and slipperier and slopier, could we start getting 2 or 3 working dicks grafted onto us? Why am I over here with only 1 dick like a chump?
It goes by percentage of body volume. To save money simply chop off your leg to become 4-12% more penis.