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minus-squaresaturn57@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-25 days agoBecome dragon pros: Fly Flame breath Cool factor Gold??? Become dragon cons: Lose all ability to form human connection and participate in the activities that make life worth living Life destroying depression caused by the overwhelming dysphoria of being trapped in the wretched body of a decrepit beast Can’t reply to memes on Lemmy
minus-squareMonkderVierte@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-24 days agoOther pros: almost god-level magic body-morphing (into human too) can talk with spirits wisdom
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-24 days agoCan totally reply to memes still. Just need bigger screen. Edit: and I’m uninstalling that keyboard.
minus-squarekrooklochurm@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoPro: A penis larger than most people Neither pro nor con: the penis retracts inside of one orifice that you also shit out of.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoCon: No other dragons, everyone who you would want to use it on, runs away screaming. EDIT: Tf you mean most? Who else has a penis the size of a whole human?
minus-squarekrooklochurm@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoThere are a few. Donald Trump is a giant fucking dick for example.
minus-squaredreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agodragons can change into people homie 😎 at least in d&d
Become dragon pros:
Become dragon cons:
Other pros:
Can totally reply to memes still. Just need bigger screen.
Edit: and I’m uninstalling that keyboard.
Pro: A penis larger than most people
Neither pro nor con: the penis retracts inside of one orifice that you also shit out of.
Con: No other dragons, everyone who you would want to use it on, runs away screaming.
EDIT: Tf you mean most? Who else has a penis the size of a whole human?
There are a few. Donald Trump is a giant fucking dick for example.
dragons can change into people homie 😎 at least in d&d