Be it a manager, potential friend, or the PTA committee. What’s a sentence you’d say to promote yourself?
I have never been successfully prosecuted for any crime.
Hahaha that’d definitely get them curious
I have a family of 4 Blåhajs and I take good care of them :3
alternatively, I’ve completed Celeste with less than 1,000 deaths.
I’m loyal, friendly and try to do the right thing by others.
True and works in a variety of situations
I can poop in under a minute and it only takes one wipe.
TFP (Team Fast Pooping)!!!
one wipe
i’m calling cheats, this is an absolute life hack
The cheat is oatmeal and coffee for breakfast.
Fast-Poop Oatmeal
In a pot or microwaveable bowl mix:
1/2 cup large flake oats
1 tbsp flax seed meal
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup milk
pinch of salt
Boil and serve with fruit, cinnamon and nuts.
Hmm, oats and flax seed, fruit, that might be it. I don’t do much of those.
Normal people are weird, aren’t they?
I’d deffo be interested if you said that to me! I like difference
