Wait it’s just a Magnum? Which when you think about it is also a stupid name so I guess Australia can do whatever.
Better than magnum IMO
Condom icecream
danny devito drops his ice cream cone with way too much ice cream given the teensy cone. “i just need a monster cone for my magnum ice cream”
You could tell me anything about Australia and I’d have little choice but to reflexively believe it. Oh they have a brand of children’s sandals called Flippy Floppy Cunts? Sure, whatever. There’s a shark with gorilla arms holding knives fashioned from goat bones and using them to mug surfers? Of course that’s a thing, no further investigation needed.
Australia is the world’s marsupial pouch filled with equal parts mischief and nightmarish animal terrors.
In Australia, kids wear thongs to the beach.
In the US, kids root for sport.
Swap the country of either statement, and it gets super creepy.
i was in utah and there was a leader of one of their mormon congregations reminiscing about how nice it was to do at-home church and not have to come in. he talked about how nice it was lounging around with his kids with their thongs on. something something something ON OUR FEET THONGS ON OUR FEET.
The KFC golden gaytime crusher haunts my memories like a deceased spouse
In early 2021, an online petition to change the product’s name to something “less offensive” gained traction on social media. However, it was met with backlash by the general public, including counterpetitions,[18] and the original petition to rename was withdrawn. Streets has stated that they won’t change the product’s name.[19] In the same year, the name of the product was criticised by a Muslim association in Malaysia.[20]
Do these illiterate cunts realise that “gay” is an old English word for happy? Have they considered picking up a book? I guess if they did, they wouldn’t be homophobic.
I mean, you could say what’s the big deal about the n word? Its just the Latin word for black.
Even if there wasn’t the history, the people calling it offensive are telling on themselves. For gay people, gaytime is just time. If you don’t want gaytime to exist the only thing I can conclude is you don’t want gay people to exist.
Corporate social media is a blight upon functional society
Still not as good as Dickheads matches.
Look, man. I’m not really into sweets but golden gaytimes are genuinely amazing!
I mean, looks good. Might try some Gaytime on day with some friends
Can’t wait for them to discover the German chocolate version of this
What’s the German chocolate version of this? 😳

it does look good, but pretty different i think
the chunks on a gaytime are crushed biscuit chunks, while these look like nuts?
and the flavours look pretty different
from wikipedia:
It is a toffee and vanilla ice cream dipped in compound chocolate, and wrapped in vanilla biscuit-like “crumbs” on a wooden paddlepop-stick.
Gaytime and this! Balls to the wall trolling all demographics?
You can get Goldene Schwulenzeit at Rewe.
Ayo… can I have one?
Sure.
holy shit it looks good https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Gaytime
Also TIL that the heart logo ice cream is australian? in my country they branded themself as Walls https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streets_(ice_cream)
Walls was started in 1922. Streets was bought by Walls in 1960. That’s why they have the same logo. They’re both owned by Unilever now.
That’s the “heartbrand” which all unilever ice cream all over the world uses, under different names (usually bought up local ice cream brand names)
Sweet caramel ice cream with bits of soft biscuit, lovely.
I love a Golden Gaytime in my mouth, and have ever since I was a kid.







