I was in the middle of making dinner when this happened. I’m grateful I poured it into a measuring cup first. Thankfully I don’t live too far from another source.
I remember milk staying good almost a week past its expiration date when I was a kid. Boy have the times changed.


Why would anyone want to track you?
Privacy is good, m’kay?
Let me go though your phone real quick, if you have nothing to hide it shouldn’t be a problem right?
I meant that poster specifically, they’re clearly talking shit