You have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?

tetris11@feddit.uk · edit-2 2 天前

You have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?

Damage@feddit.it · 2 天前

Ok, but can you hold it above your head?

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 2 天前

Why wouldn’t they be able to? It’s an umbrella.

extremeboredom@lemmy.world · 2 天前

To be fair, since it is also a 5MW cold fusion reactor, it is also rather heavy, so one does need to be stronger than the average person. It’s the ONLY downside to this innovative product. It even folds!

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 2 天前

I assumed that you wouldn’t ask for an umbrella that you, yourself, would be unable to carry.

extremeboredom@lemmy.world · 2 天前

Now that just seems a bit unrealistic, doesn’t it? Everyone knows nuclear reactors are quite heavy. Let’s not stoop to silliness.

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 2 天前

What are you talking about? I don’t know they are quite heavy, so that means everyone doesn’t.

extremeboredom@lemmy.world · 2 天前

You’re right, I’m sorry.

My design is flawless otherwise though right??

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 2 天前

Yeah, other than that it seems fine.

Unless, like, you made any other assumptions about what everyone knows.

But what are the odds of that?