surely it can’t be capitalism, must be vidya games

I can confirm: I grew up playing Ninja Gaiden and now I have a lot of i-frames whenever I jump forward. It’s wild, I know.

There was a shootout in my neighborhood the other day and I jumped through it, didn’t care.

This will surely put an end to the cartels!!!

Trying to get some of that GTA6 money!

Hey look over there, it’s a scapegoat

¡No mames wey!

🙄

Just tax the parents with kids, I’m not letting my kids become fucking violent.

If I can’t shoot douchebags in a video game, I’m going to become violent. Literally the only thing that lets me relieve anger sometimes

If they go after media to “save the kids” they are a fascis

Every single time