• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        I’m offended sir. Gooners don’t finish. I am a finisher.

        my work laptop looks like a Jackson Pollock. I don’t envy the IT guy who gets this device when I’m done defiling it.

        I once saw my camera light come on mid stroke and maintained eye contact with it until the light went off.

        If I am Gooner, sir, you are a cuck.