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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 16 小时前

Not quite sure that's right

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Not quite sure that's right

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 16 小时前
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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    16 小时前

    The body of Chrysler.

    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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      The father the son and the holy suburu

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    Are you supposed to put a small boys penis into it?

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I saw this in my inbox and didn’t realize what post you were commenting on at first and got real fuckin’ alarmed

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        😁

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    I imagine that trying to convert someone’s religion can be exhausting.

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      Commenting here to draw more attention to this great comment

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      I once went to a free lunch event hosted by a local church. The guy in there trying to convert me was using the story of how Moses (the “let my people go” guy) built an Ark that somehow proved God loved mankind.

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    Na. This is a catholic converter:

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      wololo wololo wololo

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        Ayoo ayoooo

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    Wait… is it for turning non Catholics Catholic, or can you only use it on current Catholics?

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    Hit someone hard enough in the head with that and they won’t be anything anymore, much less Catholic.

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      No one expects the Spanish ignition.

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