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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前
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  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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    🤢 🤮

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      Could not have stated my feelings more eloquently.

  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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    This upsets me deeply. I had to get up in the night and trim my toenails last night because they were long enough that I could feel them against the sheets.

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      I can totally relate, I trim mine short and can’t stand when they grow out.

      • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I can relate too, they scratch the back of my throat, can’t stand it. Ouch, owwie.

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      As a guy, I trim my toenails when my socks feel too small.

      Or if it’s summertime and I need to go outside in sandals or something. Wouldn’t want to scratch anyone on accident.

    • DarkSirrush@piefed.ca
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      Can’t relate, big toes don’t have nails, and the rest grow super slowly compared to my fingernails.

      • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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        Toenails grow much more slowly than fingernails for everyone.

        That said, if my little toe nail grows out more than about 2mm, and the toes are sort of pressed together, it slits the neighbouring toe, and I’ll take my shoes off to see my sock absolutely drenched in blood. No thank you.

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    As a proud foot fetishist, No.

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    I can imagine the pain of kicking a table leg and busting your toe and splitting the nail

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    This way you can hear them coming when they walk across a hard floor

    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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      Like how I can hear my dog walking around the house.

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    How do you wear socks and shoes with such long toe nails? I don’t want someone who is unable to wear suitable shoes for touching grass.

    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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      My honest guess it’s fake nails for the sake of shit posting, and they removed them after.

      • gray@lemmy.ml
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        That is effort posting, not shit posting

        • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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          Banned! Not allowed!

    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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      This woman likely has never worn anything other then a 500+ dollar pair of heels and thinks women who wear sneakers are men.

      • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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        Well, guess I’m gay for my partner now. Always wanted to try gay sex.

  • Rose56@lemmy.zip
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    I want to see her wearing normal shoes, like boots not high heels, and then we talk.

  • DaniNatrix@leminal.space
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    My heebs! They jeeb!

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    Can’t wear normal closed-toe shoes with wild toenails. It’s autumn, and will eventually be winter. Is that lady going to keep wearing flip-flops in the cold wet rain & snow just to assert her eagle talons?

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      Some people wear sandals year-round because they live where that’s the most comfortable option unless you’re going for a run. Snow never, rain seldom, cold not very.

      It does seem to me that those on the left would scoop up dust and grime like shovels, hanging out past the edge of the sandal like that. I guess it would show how pampered you are. Kind of like foot-binding.

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    This gives me the heebie jeebies.

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    I can feel the future broken nail.

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      Broken, or jammed into a shoe too tightly and then it fully falls off.

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    This grown ass woman has to buy closed toes shoes like an 11 year old expecting a growth spurt.

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    I will admit that the one on the left looks significantly better than the right but in all honesty they are both GROSS 🤢. Nothing wrong with short, clean nails.

    • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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      The one on the left actually freaks me out more haha

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    I just feel like she’s about to assassinate a double-o agent by kick-slicing his throat open so that later James Bond has to bang and then kill her.

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