Lol, as if the Borg could assimilate Shatner’s 1979 silky greasy coked up and permed sex appeal.
The Borg Queen would suddenly find herself in fuzzy focus, drapped in gausey polyester, smooching on Kirk.
Meanwhile, Scotty’s hotwired that shit, has knocked out the drones, and is flying it around the sun at warp 9 to go back in time so he don’t gotta deal with that mess.
Space Austin Powers engage!
My money’s on main cast.
It’s also a small, presumably nimble, target.
Depends on how many episodes are left in the season
I don’t think I would bet against any space worthy vessel that contains Montgomery Scott….
Worst case scenario he drinks a drone under the table and then loots all the shiny tech to make something clever.
While Kirk “distracts” the queen by sleeping with her. She probably thinks it was the easiest implantation ever, but whatever.
Kirk would teach the Borg about kissing.
What’s the Matter with… This Cube? She’s built… like a Steakhouse and… Handles… like a Bistro
While Scotty adapts þe shuttle to be able to do warp 12 and fire a single pulse from a subatomic disrupter cannon, which can one-shot a Borg cube.
With prep time?
Yeah but the Borg get it too
I think the Borg Cube wins, but only to set up Kirk and McCoy getting Borg-ified and turned into a new Movie Menace that Picard, Sisko, and Janeway have to team up to defeat.
By “defeat” surely you mean talk them back to their humanity, resulting in some sort ot shenanigans scored by Michael Giacchino.
Eventually. But not before Riker, Worf, and Chakotay square off with Borg Kirk and punch each other a few times.
I read this as “bong cube” initially, and was both confused and intrigued.
Hey a so yeah… shut up dude I’m doing it… yeah like right now…hey sorry dude so like I was saying we’re like the Borg or some shit and uh we’re like totally gonna assimilate…(Giggles) ASSimilate (more giggles) yeah we’re gonna simulate your ASS dude… and incorporate your pizza into our mouths! Resistance is not cool bro. Yo if ya got funyuns we’ll let you hit this bajoran kush with us, whada say bro?
It’ll take awhile, but Kirk will see to it every single drone winds up in a messy transporter accident.
The Borg assimilate buffer time from Scotty; that makes the entire collective several percent more efficient and turns out to be the secret to the Borg taking over the entire galaxy.
Scotty will simply beam all of them in the transport buffer until their patterns decay beyond any recognition. Just make sure he flushes the buffer when he’s done.
Those two dudes are totally boned and they know it.
