Ok so I said cremated for a reason. If you leave bones (aka left to rot), there are crazy people who will look for his bones because he was their idle. If you cremate him, there are no bones to find.
Do you want a religion based on the infallible Donald Trump? Because I don’t. He won’t be alive to insult them anymore so they’ll just project what they want to believe onto him.
200 years from now, someone will do a study and find that his holy relics include several skeletons, all but one with unusually large hands, and half-a-dozen desiccated micropenises.
Trump doesn’t deserve a grave. He should be cremated and his ashes should be dumped into a coal power plant since he’s so passionate about that
He’s not even worthy of being burned. He deserves to be hanged, alone, with no audience, and left to rot as an example.
Like Mussolini…maybe we’ll get lucky and his own guys will turn on him and give him and Melania the Mussolini treatment
A gas station would be a fitting place for fossil-fuel shill Trump to hang out. An electric charging station, even better.
Ok so I said cremated for a reason. If you leave bones (aka left to rot), there are crazy people who will look for his bones because he was their idle. If you cremate him, there are no bones to find.
Eh, so what. Necromancy isn’t real.
Do you want a religion based on the infallible Donald Trump? Because I don’t. He won’t be alive to insult them anymore so they’ll just project what they want to believe onto him.
200 years from now, someone will do a study and find that his holy relics include several skeletons, all but one with unusually large hands, and half-a-dozen desiccated micropenises.
And then fed to someone’s prize-winning razorbacks.
There you go
Then there’s a non-zero chance I will breathe part of him, and that’s just not OK.
I hope he gets buried on a golf course like his first wife so golfers can piss on him