• jim3692@discuss.online
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    6 hours ago

    Your request was about “a normal spoon”. The object in the picture is a spork.

    My client decided that your request should be rejected, and you have to use spoon 3.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      2 hours ago

      The object in the picture is a spork.

      Incorrect, it’s a KnSpork. Our only proof of superior alien life on earth.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      Objection, it’s not a spork (it also has a knife edge), but assuming this gets overruled, I affirm my threat to use the unholy, very clearly haunted, and quite possibly toxic, number 3 spoon to threaten OP for the right to use any normal spoon.