balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前What even is money at this pointlemmy.zipimagemessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up1762arrow-down16
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minus-squareCubitOom@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down4·edit-21 个月前I use this simple formula: Fisrt count the number of years Trump is in office, then multiply that by 0.5. Now multiply that by the price you would normally guess the cost to be. So if Trump is in office for 5 years, and you think something should cost $20 it turns out to be: (5*0.5)(20)=50 Making that thing that should only cost $20 actually cost $50
minus-squarebalderdash@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·1 个月前How does this formula account for the fact that I can’t do math? Bet you didn’t think of that.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 个月前In this case everything costs 50 unless it costs 100! Ez pz
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 个月前 100 Meet Zoidberg, homeowner! 100! Oh…
minus-squareBrickhead92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 个月前You could be lucky and that the $50 thing in a 2 for the price of one sale, then it’s only gonna be $79.95
I use this simple formula:
Fisrt count the number of years Trump is in office, then multiply that by 0.5. Now multiply that by the price you would normally guess the cost to be.
So if Trump is in office for 5 years, and you think something should cost $20 it turns out to be:
Making that thing that should only cost $20 actually cost $50
How does this formula account for the fact that I can’t do math? Bet you didn’t think of that.
In this case everything costs 50 unless it costs 100! Ez pz
Meet Zoidberg, homeowner!
Oh…
You could be lucky and that the $50 thing in a 2 for the price of one sale, then it’s only gonna be $79.95