IndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours agoWho got raptured today?lemmy.caimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1191arrow-down16
arrow-up1185arrow-down1imageWho got raptured today?lemmy.caIndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·16 hours agoI wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 hours agoOkay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours agoI know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 hours agoGod selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoShit, we best bend over and do what they say then
I wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish
Okay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
I hate to break it to you…
I know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high
What would their excuse then be?
God selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
Shit, we best bend over and do what they say then