miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoThere Goes The Poop Knife Legacylemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down15file-text
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minus-squareℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·2 days agoYeah the poop knife is not a knife made from poop, but a knife with the purpose of cutting poop.
minus-squarelurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agofun fact: European toilet pipes have a much larger diameter, therefore they can use a poop sword.
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoI believe they call it a 'shite saber '.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoJust install a poop blender. My gosh, it’s not the 90s anymore 🙄
minus-squareITGuyLevi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoHad one in a house I rented in the UK, don’t recommend, when they break they are not fun to inspect.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoWas it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.
minus-squareKyrgizion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoIf you need one though, you may want to reconsider your diet.
minus-squaredevfuuu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThere’s been definitely more than 3 times in my life where I needed one.
minus-squarejaemo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoYeah this is knife poop. Not poop knife. GET IT RIGHT, IT MATTERS.
Yeah the poop knife is not a knife made from poop, but a knife with the purpose of cutting poop.
It’s on, mf!
fun fact: European toilet pipes have a much larger diameter, therefore they can use a poop sword.
I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.
Just install a poop blender. My gosh, it’s not the 90s anymore 🙄
Had one in a house I rented in the UK, don’t recommend, when they break they are not fun to inspect.
Was it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.
If you need one though, you may want to reconsider your diet.
There’s been definitely more than 3 times in my life where I needed one.
Yeah this is knife poop. Not poop knife.
GET IT RIGHT, IT MATTERS.
Today’s Youth for ya smh