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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

There Goes The Poop Knife Legacy

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There Goes The Poop Knife Legacy

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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/52491590

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  • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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    Yeah the poop knife is not a knife made from poop, but a knife with the purpose of cutting poop.

    • Spykee@lemmings.world
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      Barney Simpson character with Top Text reading Challenge and bottom text reading Accepted
      It’s on, mf!

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      fun fact: European toilet pipes have a much larger diameter, therefore they can use a poop sword.

      • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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        I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.

      • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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        Just install a poop blender. My gosh, it’s not the 90s anymore 🙄

        • ITGuyLevi@programming.dev
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          Had one in a house I rented in the UK, don’t recommend, when they break they are not fun to inspect.

          • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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            Was it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.

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        If you need one though, you may want to reconsider your diet.

      • devfuuu@lemmy.world
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        There’s been definitely more than 3 times in my life where I needed one.

    • jaemo@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah this is knife poop. Not poop knife.

      GET IT RIGHT, IT MATTERS.

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      Today’s Youth for ya smh

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    “So what was your thesis focused on?”

    “…Umm… Hey nice weather we’re having right!? Heh…”

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    Ok the Alaskan shank is debunked but you can still make poop micarta and use that to make a poop knife

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s a pretty solid contender for an IgNobel.

  • lath@piefed.social
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    So you’re telling me the prison shit shanks stories weren’t true?

  • BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online
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    …is a sentence noone should ever have to hear. Or read.

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