• BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
    26·
    2 days ago

    Okay, I’ll bite this time.

    1. Don’t see any use.
    2. Sell gravel. Become rich.
    3. If no cooldown you can spam and teleport anywhere as long as there’s a path between A and B
    4. Not sure.
    5. Turning on every toaster in the world at the same time would probably cripple the various power grids globally.
    6. If it stacks you could look quite young.
    7. Could probably make some money checking if safes are empty or not. Doesn’t say anything about distance. Could remotely check containers for people. Depends as well on the definition of empty.
    8. Would be hugely beneficial to some archeologists.
    9. For anyone who is unable to walk currently this would be good. What happens if you cut your legs off? Can you fly afterwards?
    • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
      16·
      2 days ago
      1. Don’t see any use.

      1. Not sure Might be useful, but who nose.

      FTFY

      1. …Depends as well on the definition of empty.

      “Yep, another container that does not contain a perfect vacuum. Should have taken the free gravel pill…”

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      2 days ago

      If you pick 9 and then cut your legs off, you’ll have the ability to run as fast as Albert Einstein with his legs cut off could.

      • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
        3·
        2 days ago

        Imagine how fast that guy could go if he devoted his life to building performance accessibility aids instead of pursuing physics. He probably would have robotic cybernetic legs that outperformed any human runners.