Spongebobsquarejuche [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 days agoTrump admin fails to get assault indictment against ‘Sandwich thrower’.www.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down10
arrow-up1116arrow-down1external-linkTrump admin fails to get assault indictment against ‘Sandwich thrower’.www.nytimes.comSpongebobsquarejuche [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareTHEPH0NECOMPANY [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·18 days agoThe jalapenos on the sandwich constituents a clear and present attempt to assault me with a chemical weapon, your honor
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·18 days agoI am lacytose intolerant. I received particles of cheese into my mouth. It was a biologic attack.
The jalapenos on the sandwich constituents a clear and present attempt to assault me with a chemical weapon, your honor
I am lacytose intolerant. I received particles of cheese into my mouth. It was a biologic attack.