President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.

“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”

lmao?

  • FedPosterman5000 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    4 days ago

    lol I’m not intending this to be slander against people with narcissistic personality traits; but this is exactly what my mother in law would text my spouse to guilt her into saying “oh but you’re such a nice person!” Not saying all boomers are the same buuuuuuuut