President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.
“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
lmao?
Idk William Henry Harrison is up there for me with the whole “immediately dying” bit
That was a great bit, more presidents should do it
Yeah I’m a single-issue voter …