President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.
“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
lmao?
He knows he’s a pedo tho. Like what the fuck
“Look, I’ve fucked a lot of child sex slaves over the years, but think about all the money I made thus proving that God favors me! If the big man didn’t want me to keep fucking child sex slaves surely he’d have given me some kind of sign or removed my wealth, right?”
The protestant ethic unbound…