Damn, you got it worse than me, sheesh.

My dad just got a home copy and made us watch… maybe 3 times, over 2 years?

Ironically, or perhaps not, within a week of watching it the first time, I found a new box in a hall closet, surprise! It’s a handgun.

I was also home alone at this time, knew how to use a phone, but my parents did not list their work numbers anywhere… So I just left it alone.

EDIT:

For any younger readers:

This is before smartphones, cellphones existed.

We had a phone, in the kitchen, mounted to the wall, that wasn’t even cordless.