PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI'm glad to be here with the rest of you old fogeyslemmy.worldimagemessage-square139fedilinkarrow-up1777arrow-down120
arrow-up1757arrow-down1imageI'm glad to be here with the rest of you old fogeyslemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square139fedilink
minus-squareZkhqrD5o@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoAs a 1,000 year old vampire, I apologise for my kind skewing the average.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoAs a 2,000 year old prepubescent girl, I don’t know which direction I’m skewing it.
minus-squareAfflictedlife@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoAs an ageless fifth dimensional being extending my influence into this world through this rotting meat sack I am confused by both of you as I still recall time as a singularity
As a 1,000 year old vampire, I apologise for my kind skewing the average.
As a 2,000 year old prepubescent girl, I don’t know which direction I’m skewing it.
As an ageless fifth dimensional being extending my influence into this world through this rotting meat sack I am confused by both of you as I still recall time as a singularity