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minus-squareI_Comment_On_EVERYTHING@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·11 months agoI need an alarm clock that does this automatically.
minus-squareconc@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoNah. Normal taser, with the barbs, fires at you when you don’t wake. Better incentive.
minus-squaregingersneak@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoI use one unironically, saved my job so I can continue to be a wage cuck. Check out the dick roaster.
I need an alarm clock that does this automatically.
Tazer bed?
Nah. Normal taser, with the barbs, fires at you when you don’t wake. Better incentive.
The design sounds very human.
I use one unironically, saved my job so I can continue to be a wage cuck. Check out the dick roaster.