[yellow is being tortured by pink, bound to a chair, sweating and bleeding, while pink holds pliers and smile smugly, showing a tooth has been extracted from yellow’s mouth, yellow is shouting] HELP! HELP! I AM BEING TORTURED
[pink, smiling, talking to a cop, still holding the bloody pliers] He agreed to this when he accepted the terms and conditions and agreed to all the cookies
[orange cop, smiling back] Fair enough, that’s on him then
This is why I’m childless. Again.
https://www.science.org/content/article/give-your-firstborn-child-most-people-don-t-read-terms-service-agreements