• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    I’d like to upgrade my penis into super penis, two barrels, break action instead of the pump action, then I’ll create a new sex act called “Quakeing”, where you strafe around your sexual partner while constantly ejaculating on them with your super penis.

    • notabot@piefed.social
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      10 days ago

      You want a break action penis, so you have to manually reload every couple of shots? Nah, you want belt fed, just hold the trigger and go!