NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoYou have to know these things when you're a captainlemmy.worldimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1275arrow-down11
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minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoOne of my friends was an atom. He lost an electron, so I told him, “I can see I’ll have to keep an ion, you!”
minus-squareNegativeNull@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoA neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” For you, sir, no charge!
One of my friends was an atom. He lost an electron, so I told him, “I can see I’ll have to keep an ion, you!”
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”
For you, sir, no charge!
At least he was staying positive.